Rik is like my god - he is smooth.  and quite round... and godly

he is the ultimate bowling ball... you'd never miss a pin.. even if you tried to hed still hit them...

well anyway - i was sitting here and i thought id make a site bout the big man... my name is Batey, but you can call me Batey... i also have a few other important people - the first two to join the Rik Waller fanclub... so Jay and Sean...... you mean a lot to me lads *punches chest like a retard*  did i say retard.. i meant gangster - check the legion section for full listings, and details of joining